Breaking news from Roswell, New Mexico
Sarah Palin to be repatriated by space aliens who sent her as a "living probe" of Earth Culture.
Sarah Palin to be repatriated by space aliens who sent her as a "living probe" of Earth Culture.
July 6, 2009 is PRECISELY 40,000 Earth Days since the Crash at Roswell on July 8, 1947. This appearance of UFO led to increased awareness of Earth life in intergalactic culture.
The Earth Day Iteration factor has never occurred during July since the Roswell Incident, until July 6, 2009 - tomorrow. It is hypothesized that the position of the Earth in Cancer nears the gravitational node of a black-hole gravitational lens, which accidentally allowed for a displaced path of travel in distant galaxies, onto Earth orbit - a "Hamiltonian Bypass", so to speak, with devastating consequences.. In addition, the planetary positions of the Sun's other planets, which affects the fine positioning of the gravitational lens, is EXACTLY identical to that of the Incident in Roswell.
The triad of planetary positioning of Earth in its orbit, gas planet positioning, and earth diurnal phasing, occurs approximately every twenty years or so. There was an occurrence on February 11, 1964. Due to orbital variation, there was no similar event during the 1980's.
SARAH PALIN'S "BIRTHDAY" WAS FEBRUARY 11, 1964
The documentation of her birth by certificate is suspiciously unavailable at the Registrar's office. She was brought here for a forty-year mission. She is about t o return.
GOD BLESS YOU, AND SPEAK WELL OF US, SARAH! WE SHALL MISS YOU!
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Bleeson Marfan writes BTrog - "You got the dates all wrong. It's 22,547 days after the Roswell landing, and 16,583 since Sarah Palin's birth." Thanks and go to hell, Bleeson.
Calie Whipple offers - The anagram of Sarah Louise (Heath) Palin is "Hello, Euthanasia Parish!" or "Authorize Sailplane? HAH!" That's right, Liberal, just keep-on keeping-on. Laugh all you want when the Aliens come back for you.
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