Palin to be Raptured by Space Aliens.

Breaking news from Roswell, New Mexico
Sarah Palin to be repatriated by space aliens who sent her as a "living probe" of Earth Culture.

July 6, 2009 is PRECISELY 40,000 Earth Days since the Crash at Roswell on July 8, 1947.  This appearance of UFO led to increased awareness of Earth life in intergalactic culture.

The Earth Day Iteration factor has never occurred during July since the Roswell Incident, until July 6, 2009 - tomorrow.  It is hypothesized that the position of the Earth in Cancer nears the gravitational node of a black-hole gravitational lens, which accidentally allowed for a displaced path of travel in distant galaxies, onto Earth orbit - a "Hamiltonian Bypass", so to speak, with devastating consequences..  In addition, the planetary positions of the Sun's other planets, which affects the fine positioning of the gravitational lens, is EXACTLY identical to that of the Incident in Roswell.

The triad of planetary positioning of Earth in its orbit, gas planet positioning, and earth diurnal phasing, occurs approximately every twenty years or so.  There was an occurrence on February 11, 1964.  Due to orbital variation, there was no similar event during the 1980's.

SARAH PALIN'S "BIRTHDAY" WAS FEBRUARY 11, 1964

The documentation of her birth by certificate is suspiciously unavailable at the Registrar's office.  She was brought here for a forty-year mission.  She is about t o return.
GOD BLESS YOU, AND SPEAK WELL OF US, SARAH!  WE SHALL MISS YOU!
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Bleeson Marfan writes BTrog - "You got the dates all wrong.  It's 22,547 days after the Roswell landing, and 16,583 since Sarah Palin's birth."  Thanks and go to hell, Bleeson.
Calie Whipple offers - The anagram of Sarah Louise (Heath) Palin is "Hello, Euthanasia Parish!" or "Authorize Sailplane?  HAH!"  That's right, Liberal, just keep-on keeping-on.  Laugh all you want when the Aliens come back for you.

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Palin for President?

Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska intends to resign from office.  Sarah Palin is running for President.

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin made a surprise announcement Friday that she will resign as governor of Alaska in a few weeks, saying she will try to "effect positive change" from outside government.

How, in the name of Goodness, is the Republican Party to save itself NOW?  She has all of the electability and pizzaz of Rod Blagojevich, for Goodness's sake.

There are several possibilities:

1. The Republican Party has gone screw-the-pooch, bucck-nekkid on YouTube© Mad-Beyond-Belief whackadoodle.
2. The Republican Party has finally decided that this representative-government shit is a drag, and let's go for the Bolivian-Cuban-Paraguay junta approach.
3. Sarah flew to Argentina, also, too, 'coz she's the secret soulmate of Terry Sanford.
4. Somebody's got some fearsome negatives up there in Alaska, up there.
   

Time will tell.  Save yer canned goods, the Apocalypse Boyse are horsing up.
And read the letter right here. 
I'm very interested in the quote:

Todd and I are looking at more than half a million dollars in legal bills in order to set the record straight. And what about the people who offer up these silly accusations? It doesn’t cost them a dime so they’re not going to stop draining public resources – spending other peoples’ money in their game.
It’s pretty insane – my staff and I spend most of our day dealing with this instead of progressing our state now. I know I promised no more “politics as usual,” but this isn’t what anyone had in mind for Alaska.
Huh? If she's getting hounded by unsubstantiated legal abuse from the Left - nobody in the lower 49 can kick loose a dime for her Legal Defense fund? Something's smelling awful here.

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OR IS SHE PREGNANT AGAIN?

If so, the BTrog Blog predicts the following names:

1. If it's a boy, it'll be Twink (in honor of Michael Jackson.)
2. If it's a girl, it'll be Twit.  Junior.
   

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