Palin to be Raptured by Space Aliens.

Breaking news from Roswell, New Mexico
Sarah Palin to be repatriated by space aliens who sent her as a "living probe" of Earth Culture.

July 6, 2009 is PRECISELY 40,000 Earth Days since the Crash at Roswell on July 8, 1947.  This appearance of UFO led to increased awareness of Earth life in intergalactic culture.

The Earth Day Iteration factor has never occurred during July since the Roswell Incident, until July 6, 2009 - tomorrow.  It is hypothesized that the position of the Earth in Cancer nears the gravitational node of a black-hole gravitational lens, which accidentally allowed for a displaced path of travel in distant galaxies, onto Earth orbit - a "Hamiltonian Bypass", so to speak, with devastating consequences..  In addition, the planetary positions of the Sun's other planets, which affects the fine positioning of the gravitational lens, is EXACTLY identical to that of the Incident in Roswell.

The triad of planetary positioning of Earth in its orbit, gas planet positioning, and earth diurnal phasing, occurs approximately every twenty years or so.  There was an occurrence on February 11, 1964.  Due to orbital variation, there was no similar event during the 1980's.

SARAH PALIN'S "BIRTHDAY" WAS FEBRUARY 11, 1964

The documentation of her birth by certificate is suspiciously unavailable at the Registrar's office.  She was brought here for a forty-year mission.  She is about t o return.
GOD BLESS YOU, AND SPEAK WELL OF US, SARAH!  WE SHALL MISS YOU!
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Bleeson Marfan writes BTrog - "You got the dates all wrong.  It's 22,547 days after the Roswell landing, and 16,583 since Sarah Palin's birth."  Thanks and go to hell, Bleeson.
Calie Whipple offers - The anagram of Sarah Louise (Heath) Palin is "Hello, Euthanasia Parish!" or "Authorize Sailplane?  HAH!"  That's right, Liberal, just keep-on keeping-on.  Laugh all you want when the Aliens come back for you.

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Why We Lust for Socialism in America.

Americans go about the pretense that we are somehow patriots and lovers of liberty. We resemble the patriots on the Concord Bridge, about as much as the late Michael Jackson and fellow musician Boy George resemble Clint Eastwood and John Wayne.

A living, breathing example - which is rampant in domestic government in that pretense of Liberty that calls itself Orange County, California - is the Homeowners' Association.

TEA PARTY INTERNATIONALE

Finding that they had insufficient Government for their comfort, the people of Orange County invented the Homeowners' Association which, by the merits of it being a private corporation, endowed it with infallibility - or so it appears from their actions.

Since this Government was broadly undefined, the people of Orange County and els where sought to imbue it with the breath of their political character. It was intended to be a common corporation which engaged in actions to beautify the common hold. Very quickly, it became a plush, exorbitantly-funded instrument of local Stalinism. Squealers hold the reins in the Homeowners' Associations across America. Protected by "confidential telephone numbers," they are eager to rat each other out, when a neighbor uses "wheat" colored paint on their house, when only "rust beige" has been approved.

The OC's and others don't seem to cop to their own identities, as for some reason they call themselves "conservatives" and vote Republican. Perhaps that should be a lesson about the character, or lack thereof, of the class of people who identify themselves as Republicans, conservatives and Americans, respectively.

Any pathetic "Tea Party Independence Rallies" which take place tomorrow in places within the little local soviets governed by Homeowners' Associations, should consider themselves up there with Joe Stalin and his Moscow "Peace and Freedom Parades." Suckers.Technorati Tags: teabagging

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Farting in Hilbert Space

Each and every someone has a blog, and out there, it's the verbal equivalent of pinging Hilbert's cyberspace. There's no "out-there" out there, inanis et vacua.