Palin for President?

Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska intends to resign from office.  Sarah Palin is running for President.

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin made a surprise announcement Friday that she will resign as governor of Alaska in a few weeks, saying she will try to "effect positive change" from outside government.

How, in the name of Goodness, is the Republican Party to save itself NOW?  She has all of the electability and pizzaz of Rod Blagojevich, for Goodness's sake.

There are several possibilities:

1. The Republican Party has gone screw-the-pooch, bucck-nekkid on YouTube© Mad-Beyond-Belief whackadoodle.
2. The Republican Party has finally decided that this representative-government shit is a drag, and let's go for the Bolivian-Cuban-Paraguay junta approach.
3. Sarah flew to Argentina, also, too, 'coz she's the secret soulmate of Terry Sanford.
4. Somebody's got some fearsome negatives up there in Alaska, up there.
   

Time will tell.  Save yer canned goods, the Apocalypse Boyse are horsing up.
And read the letter right here. 
I'm very interested in the quote:

Todd and I are looking at more than half a million dollars in legal bills in order to set the record straight. And what about the people who offer up these silly accusations? It doesn’t cost them a dime so they’re not going to stop draining public resources – spending other peoples’ money in their game.
It’s pretty insane – my staff and I spend most of our day dealing with this instead of progressing our state now. I know I promised no more “politics as usual,” but this isn’t what anyone had in mind for Alaska.
Huh? If she's getting hounded by unsubstantiated legal abuse from the Left - nobody in the lower 49 can kick loose a dime for her Legal Defense fund? Something's smelling awful here.

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OR IS SHE PREGNANT AGAIN?

If so, the BTrog Blog predicts the following names:

1. If it's a boy, it'll be Twink (in honor of Michael Jackson.)
2. If it's a girl, it'll be Twit.  Junior.
   

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